Every time I see a cooking oil ,I remember my teacher way back when I was still in the first grade. She is a very strict and grumpy kind of teacher. She always gives punishments to her pupils who are not following her instructions. That's the reason we named her "MALDS".One time during our mass feeding activity in school I was instructed by "MALDS" to buy a bottle of cooking from the market. She gave me money just enough to fill the bottle of cooking oil. So without further question I went to store and buy me a bottle of cooking oil.On my way back. I saw a kid playing with his new remote control car. Amazed by his toy, I keep on walking without looking on the road. I accidentally trip my self and spoil the bottle of oil. Afraid to be punished by "MALDS", I quickly thought of something to replace the oil but unfortunately I don't have any mmoney that time.Since my pee's color looks like cooking oil what I did.... I opened my zipper and peed in the bottle... heheh clever isn't it? I went back to "MALDS" and gave her the bottle of pee. Without noticing it she used it to cook the food. Until now she realy don't have any idea of what I did...of course I didn't eat that food. ^^,
Most of us wonder and quarrel this question..."What is the Greatest Sport Ever?". Some say Basketball, other say Soccer etc.. Well my answer is "KISSING". Yes, kissing is the oldest and the most versatile sport ever created. Here are the reasons to prove this.
Let me give you some history about kissing. Kissing was invented during the time of ADAM and EVE. It all started when they disobey God and eat the fruit of wisdom. They begun feeling things which they never felt before and the rest is history. (thanks to the serpent) =)
Kissing is the most versatile sport around. There are so many types of kisses to choose from – at least one for just about any occasion. There is the quick peck , the smack, the elegant kiss and the wildly passionate kiss.Kissing is easy to transport. It really doesn't matter where you are. You can kiss: at the gym, in the boardroom, in the space shuttle, even in the streets.
Kissing requires so little equipment, which means you can do it any-time, anywhere , prepared or unprepared.
Kissing always livens things up. Try this: the next time you are in an oh-so-booooring situation that seems to last oh-so-foreeeeever, why not just kiss somebody. Go ahead; try it and see how it livens things up?
So guys, let's makes "KISSING" our ideal sport.
Guys, it really sucks when you have done everything you can to empress a girl/woman and in the end you'll just get busted. They must have a lot of nerves to dump guys who have done everything for them. I think doing this act is so unfair. It can really hurt a our feeling so much and it could cause into a very unpleasant and cruel ending.
So Girls, if you don't really like the guy at first....please tell him A S A P...(^^,) p e a c e
