Friday, April 24, 2009

Cooking Oil




Every time I see a cooking oil ,I remember my teacher way back when I was still in the first grade. She is a very strict and grumpy kind of teacher. She always gives punishments to her pupils who are not following her instructions. That's the reason we named her "MALDS".

One time during our mass feeding activity in school I was instructed by "MALDS" to buy a bottle of cooking from the market. She gave me money just enough to fill the bottle of cooking oil. So without further question I went to store and buy me a bottle of cooking oil.

On my way back. I saw a kid playing with his new remote control car. Amazed by his toy, I keep on walking without looking on the road. I accidentally trip my self and spoil the bottle of oil. Afraid to be punished by "MALDS", I quickly thought of something to replace the oil but unfortunately I don't have any mmoney that time.

Since my pee's color looks like cooking oil what I did.... I opened my zipper and peed in the bottle... heheh clever isn't it? I went back to "MALDS" and gave her the bottle of pee. Without noticing it she used it to cook the food. Until now she realy don't have any idea of what I did...of course I didn't eat that food. ^^,

2 comments:

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